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January 25 Good bye Bloggarittaville..........................Well the day has come for me to move on. I have stopped by all yer spaces this past couple weeks, and now the time is here for my final blog. What a year it has been, since I started here? I have come to care much about my friends I have met here on spaces. You have been so good for me. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart, and you will not be forgotten.
Updates are as follows.
Mom? doing worse, still not eatting, stays in bed most of the time, hallucinating. Long talk with my brother last night, and after I called her nurse of record. She is to have come and seen mom today. I am not holding my breath for improvement. I have long since turned it over to God and his will.
my new business has been off to a good start, I suspect it will grow quickly over time as word spreads. I have over 15 clients already and I'm quite excited over how well its gone.
http://healingbranches.com/forum/index.php A Soft Place to Fall, A Safe Place to Heal, A Great Place to Grow Tige and Oce are happy campers, and will miss staying up with Manny and Deisel,
I am getting certified next week for microsoft office specialist, yes I did it
beyond that theres really not much else to say, I will try to get around on occassion to see some of you, I n the meantime, love and hugs to all of you, and thank you msn spaces for being there for me when I needed something new to keep me busy and connected on my path.
and now my last funny of the day.............................
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina
> mountain man, was > drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic > training, the Army issued ! him a c omb. > That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his > hair. > On his second day, the Army issued Herman a > toothbrush. > That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his > teeth. > On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap > The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. December 31 Happy New YearHappy New Year Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wishing all of you fellow spacers a wonderful and prosperous New year. Remember my business opens tomorrow. You've seen the webpage. The actual forum opens midnight tonight, PST. Check it out here http://healingbranches.com/forum/index.php If you or someone you know needs a ear for a issue thats bugging you or are having more serious problems, refer them to healingbranches.com. Christmas was nice with my bro and his family. Unfortunately Mom is not taking care of herself, taking her meds or anything to get better. I suspect she'll be in a nursing home within the next few months. Can't help those who won't help themselves. sad
I will try to visit you all again, but msn continues to be an ongoing headache to me when I try. So until then, Love to you all.
now for the funny of the day..........................
"Signs You've Chosen A 'No Frills' Airline":
They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold
out. Before the flight, the passengers get together and
elect a pilot. You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact
change. Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten
your Velcro. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little
for gas. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows
off the runway. You ask the Captain how often his planes crash and he
says, "Just once." No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing
before your eyes. You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let
off the plane. All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel. December 17 Head Swimming SundayHappy Holidays my friends. I am continueing to work on my business and am going nuts learning all the stuff I have to learn to run a forum. Despite the many headaches of learning how to create paypal links and buttons, and how to use a c panel and such. It is coming along nicely and will be open on January 1st for clients. Will post a link to it when its ready. In the meantime I have been double tagged My Maggie http://spaces.msn.com/paddedcellconfessions/ so heres both tags answered.
THE RULES
Each player of this game starts with the 6 weird things about you. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
1. I talk to and for my cats using different voices. I in fact sound like Marge Simpson when talking for one of them.. Only realized it 2 years after the fact.lol
2. I like to talk in song sentences, as in referring to lines from songs, when I talk, especially with my brother, he does it too.
3. I do structured kitty play time every night, with my cats, and am very creative with it, they love bubbles and I need to creative as they get bored easily with toys.
4. I have thoroughly enjoyed being unemployed the past 9 months out of the last year
5. The sounds of cats fighting or having sex drives me nuts. I hate to think of a cat in pain.
6. I eat one meal a day usually around 2p.m
And now for Kalli's Tag! number 2
so I think that covers the humor of the day as well, don't you? hehehe
hugs til next time, will be by soon to say hi on yer space. December 03 An Idea who's t ime has comeInteresting, my visitors has decreased since my last entry http://healingbranches.com/ Tell me what you think of the concept? The actual forum I have been hard at work on. I am very excited about this venture. Tell me what you think? and of course keep it in mind, tell yer friends. Currently it is for 18 and older. At some point, when I know more about the whole admin part of it, I would like to open it to teens as well, (with parental permission only). So this is why I have not been around much. I do hope to hear from as many of you as possible, as this is a novel concept (as far as I know) and I'm eager to get it started January 1st 2007. In other news, this month marks my 1 year as a blogger here on msn, or anywhere, lol. Now onto todays old funny............................................................. A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
November 22 overwhelmed WednsdayOh my fellow spacers, I have missed you this week. But I had an epiphany earlier in the week and have begun a year long plus, dream and have begun my own business on the www. I bit the bullet and got a domain and a forum and a server and am now setting it up. What I have learned so far is "OMG I have so much to learn" I thought having moderateda couple forums, that it would just entail some further tech learning to administrate one
I know I will cath on and have already enlisted a friend to help with the admin stuff. The idea for the forum is new and not being done yet, so it will serve a service and I think it will be a good money maker, down the line. Its this initial putting it together thats gonna require alot of fortitude on my part and those helping me. I can't elaborate further, but stay tuned for the grande opening by January 1st. And of course keep my sanity in yer prayers, I need that for sure
I won't be blog walking as much for the next month or so as I really need to put my energies into the business. i feel like I live on this puter now, as if i wasn't on it enuff as it is
Am looking forward to seeing my family for the holiday here. Wishing all of you a Happy Thanksgiving.
Oh I had the idea too last night, that when I get my business up and running, how interested would ya all be in a forum for us bloggers here? where we could interact and play games and such? Just an idea? Is there already one somewhere and I just haven't been invited? lol
ok lets see if i have a joke to post...............................
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND
You cannot read these and not laugh out loud These are REAL notes written by PARENTS. (Spellings have been left intact.)
1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT
3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN 28, 29, 30, 31,
32 AND ALSO 33. 4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.
5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.
7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.
8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.
9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD
(DIAHRE, DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SH**S. NOTE: [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT. 12-- PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.
13-- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.
14-- PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT.
15-- I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
16-- PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.
17-- MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES. {I absolutely LOVE that one!}
18-- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.
19-- PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS.
20-- GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.
21-- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.
22-- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORETHROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AND SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
NOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS. November 14 Testing TuesdayHowdy fellow spacers
Ok catch up time? I took the microsoft office specialist pre test yesterday and scored 90%
In other news, Mom is doing fine, I will be seeing her and the family next week for Thanksgiving. Am gonna help her go thru the clutter that is taking over their home. I truly think I need to spend more time in the company of humans, as this morning as I was preparing the kitties breakfast
"Weve got sammy salmon, we've got sammy salmon
Twice as much as any other kitty oh yeah
woah oh oh oh
woah oh oh oh"
So you see, I need to be resocialised
and todays funny is curtesy of Bob of http://spaces.msn.com/ruserious1947/ thank you. Lastly I have recently come across this fun little site where you come up with a caption for the days picture, i have alot of fun with it, if you have time, make it part of yer fun each day here http://dewitte64.spaces.live.com/ and now onto today funny email..........
A funny
November 03 Finangled FridayWell folks, I am definitley the victim of identity theft. My name and addy and drivers license number have been used by a woman to write bad checks all over Fremont and she used it to rent a car of which she has not returned. So thankfully the police in fremont found that it wasn't me, as she is african american and I am caucasion, she has doctored a license with her pic but my addy. As of Monday last week she has 4 warrants out for her arrest and she is using others info as well as mine. Fortunately the actual credit card she used isn't mine. So I have filed reports and suck both to Fremont police and here, and eventually she will be caught and locked up for quite some time. Yes fellow spacers I have dilegently protected my open accounts and filed the proper info to my appropriate peoples. lol. thanks.
In other news, the "jag off family's Privite investigator called me this morning to get my opinion (profesionally) of the allegations the daughter made against the father, and asked if I would testify in court to same, if she doesn't settle out of court. i said of course.
As to Mom, the dear woman has drove me nut all month with this never ending "cold" she supposedly has, she would daily make statements about "oh i love to have my hot chocolate when i am sick" or I love to hang out in bed and watch tv when I am sick" and I would state, "Well honey you can enjoy those things healthy too, you don't have to be sick to do them" so today the cat leaks out of the bag, as we're talking, she says what a mess their place is, and theres clothes folded and stacked up all over. Then she says, good thing I am sick and can't be bothered with it". lol, I told her when I come up for Thanksgiving we will go thru her clothes closet and drawers and get rid of the stuff that no longer fits (as she has planty) and make room for the stuff that does, silly woman...........
ok lastly..................the dirty 30..............yes you've seen them on other spaces and now I have done mine. feel free to copy and paste yer own responses on yer blog. Enjoy...................
October 28 Social Saturday Hello fellow bloggers, wow 2 updates in 1 week, can you believe it? lol. Well some things to share so here I am. First off BB and CG update (Thats Beautiful boy and Cutie girl) the kitties I rescued and found a home for. I called their owners last night, as i was worried the past week or two about their vacation and how it was gonna be for the 2 kitties. The husband answered and said the kitties are fine, and happy and healthy. He thanked me for gi ving them to them and paying all the medical stuff. They absolutley adore them and vice versa, so now I can fully let go and know that all is well.
On more of a strange note..............I recieved a certified letter a few days ago from a rental car agency asking me to please return the car I rented from them on the 6th of this month. problem is I did not rent a car from them on that day or any day this year??????
Lets see what else, Oh my blog anniversary is in Dec............so one more month til it turns 1 year old
I continue to organise and clean out my puter files, what alot of junk I had on there
I continue to plug away on my HTML lessons and my office work programs. Am reading some good reads right now.
Ok update completed...............n ow onto todays old funny email..................
Subject: Politics Explained
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" October 23 Made it on time MondayToday was "file management" in computer class and I was happy to have drug my butt out of bed on time and get there, on time (for a change)
I'm also still plugging away on ebays HTML group practices. passed my 1st lesson
In other news, Mom spent the afternoon with my brother and his family yesterday. We talked about it every day for 3 weeks, yet she had forgotten each day when I reminded her. So I called Sunday and reminded her and she started getting all anxious, I calmed her down and told her to start getting ready and not to get all crazy about it, its just fam, at their house. She ended up going and Mike says they all had a good time. Watched a movie, ate mexican food and his wife cut and styled her hair for her. Sad thing is, I asked her today if she enjoyed herself and she said "I can't remember, let me ask Fred" (her husband). lol, sad, he wasn't even with her
What else......................my statistics show I have had over 10,000 visits now here. Clearly not all have posted comments
Weather here is still low 80s during the day. Today I fed the ducks and had about 40 of them following me back to the EDD building, lol. well, updated my recently read booklist on here. As to the scanner hook up, haven't done it yet, maybe this weekend, nag me people, and I may get to it quicker
now onto todays funny old email...............................
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother could not help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. Therefore, he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian Several days later Brian received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. Nevertheless, the fact remains that if Stephanie were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!
October 17 Kick back TuesdayHowdy all
While hunting for moms memeory book I found my digital camera dn the power cord to my scanner, so I hope to be able to put up some new pics onto my puter this week to share. In other news...........I am enjoying my ebay forays and am learning HTML to make my own web pages. My computer class had me nearly brain dead on Monday.............sometimes I feel I am learning so many new things, that my brain is going to explode
The weather here remains wonderful. Tige and Oce are well. So now onto todays old funny email...........then some blogwalking..................................
CAMPING Dear Mom & Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to expect some thing to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us. Scoutmaster Keith is a neat guy. Don't worry, he's a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Jesse how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks. This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood. Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some Scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about us not wearing life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble. Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our Scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal file? I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy some more beer. Don't worry about anything. We are fine. Love, Chris October 08 Seasonal SundayGreetings spacer friends. Thanks for yer suggestions regarding running a quicker msn. I have helped the problem by removing one of my spy programs that kept jamming me up on here when loading spaces. Will keep tweaking things til optimal performance.
The weather is excellent lately. 70s and low 80s during the day. The cats love it.
No complaints today, can you believe it? lol
The reason I am updating today was more for the funny I want to post and the anniversary of the Peanuts gang.
Also I need to update my booklist. Today is my annual counting of the books I have. Will be a chore but, I likek to keep track once a year.
so without further ado..............todays funny and informative Peanuts anniversay sharing.
The "Peanuts" comic strip by Charles Schulz, starring Charlie Brown
and his dog Snoopy, first appeared on October 2, 1950. It was published in 9 newspapers at the time. Snoopy first appeared two days later. In honor of Charles Schultz, who retired Charlie Brown and the gang. Most cartoon characters remain frozen in time. Though they've been around almost 50 years, the members of the Peanuts gang are in some unspecified elementary school holding pattern. But what if they had been allowed to age like the rest of us? With apologies to Charles Schulz: Charlie Brown: Operates Good Grief Counseling Inc., which specializes in manic depressives and people who are just having a bad day. Moonlights as a pitching coach at high school and college levels. Married to Marcie. They have a roundheaded son who wears glasses. Linus: Developer of Security Blanket Software, which is a hot item on the New York Stock Exchange. Worth millions but is actively involved in charitable causes, including the Great Pumpkin 5K Fun Run every Halloween. Only man who makes Bill Gates nervous. Lucy: Serving her seventh term in Congress. On her third husband. Claims she hasn't thought about Schroeder in years, but the background music on her answering machine is Beethoven. Schroeder: After years on the classical performing circuit, he runs a piano bar in Carmel, Calif. Won't let anybody lean on his piano. Sally: Never quite got over being spurned by Linus. Has a cat named Sweet Baboo. Sells Mary Kay. Peppermint Patty: Women's athletic director at a Midwest university. Her fashion credo: "Sandals go with everything." Snoopy: In dog years, he be 350. What do you think would've happened to him? Linus has created an endowment at Daisy Hill Puppy farm in Snoopy's memory. _________________ October 03 Tenseless TuesdayWell it only took 10 minutes for this site to load, Could be why I don't update more than once a week lately
Does it load faster if you hide things like freinds lists etc? If so, I may hide some of this stuff on here.
Well lets see..................Got a call from the kitties new owners (finally) and they are all healed from their spaying and neuturing. The woman absolutley adores them and says they are fitting in just fine. That finally allowed me to let go and quit worrying over them
Tige and Oce are back to enjoying their castle and being carefree little sweeties
I had a run in again with my lawyers office and the Beotch that runs it. Seems my lawyer decided Wednsday (last week) that she no longer wants to do BKs, then decided Friday that she would continue to represent my case. I demanded a meeting with her yesterday and basically said "Put up or shut up" She has agree'd to see it thru
Mom continues to have her good days and her bad days. I am going up to see her in less than 2 weeks.
The weather here has cooled off and rain expected tomorrow
Am still learning tons of stuff in my computer class.
Have been active on ebay the past couple weeks. Has anyone found this to be addicting? lol
Well can't think of much more to add, such is my exciting life lately, but i like it this way, for now. so onto todays old funny email............................
Children Writing About The Sea: 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't
>have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7) >4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily >Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) > >5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. >(Billy age 8) > >6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with >crabs. (Millie age 6) > >7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the >ocean Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the >sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they >would be better off eating beans. (William age 7) > >8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny >tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6) > >9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is >always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, >and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. >(Amy age 6) > >10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can >give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I >think they have to plug themselves into >chargers. (Christopher age 7) > >11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it >makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6) > >12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers >can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each >other. (Becky age 8) > >13) On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was >going very fast. She says she won't do it again >because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7) September 24 Sanguine SundayWell I found a home for the kittens Friday evening. It was hard letting them go and saying goodbye, but its for the best all around. Tige and Oce were not enjoying life and I was too stressed dealing with it all. It was hampering my plans all the way thru the holidays. The home they went to is not far from where I live and its a youing married couple with a 3 year ald daughter. I am still paying for their spaying and neuturing thursday. I sent food and their fav toys with them. I cried off n on all day yesterday and the eve i got rid of them. I am feeling better about it now. Tige and Oce are happy and content again and I am less stressed. So send a prayer that they settle into their new home and can have some consistency now for a while. Those poor luvs went thru alot this month.
As to mom, her memory issues are seeming to get worse. Some days I can barely get thru a 10 minute call with her without wanting to scream in frustration. I called the nurse who oversaw her case since she left the hospital and told her mom needs to be assessed again for meds, increase or? If I follow thru and find work back there after the winter, I can moniter her better living in the same town. Part of not keeping the kitties was I realised that I could not do my visits in Redding thru the holidays, worrying about if they were fighting back here, with Tige or Oce, while I was gone.
My back continues to throb constantly, hopefully it will settle down soon. Oh I almost forgot...........Court....." Jag off and his new bride arrived about 15 minutes late. The judge instructed all of us there for small claims to meet with the defendents and see if we could strike a deal before he had to make a ruling. Niether jag off nor I wanted to be stuck in court all day so we agree'd to he pay me 360.00 right there and then and call it a done deal.
So theres my update for now.................now onto todays old funny email.............
Cowboy Joke...
A lady walks into a bar in Waco. She immediately notices a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table wearing the biggest boots she's ever seen.
She asks the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grins and says, "Shore is, little lady. Come out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you."
The woman's very curious, so she agrees to spend the night with him.
The next morning she hands him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he says, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered," she replies gruffly. "Use the money to buy yourself some boots that fit!"
September 19 Tense TuesdayWell ya all beat the goal for comments for my bday. Many thanks. My birthday was uneventful. being in a new town, no friends here or family so celebrations were non existent. I over ate on fast food and bought a book to celebrate.
The news of King Toms passing has left me quite down. Ya just never know when the clock runs out. I have been down pretty much since I heard last Wednsday.
The kitty situation here is not going well. The kittens now have tape worms, easy enuff to treat, but again more money. Awoke to poop on the floor pillow in their room. They are now starting to dig at the door in their room and this morning BB took out after my other two cats, yet again. My Tige and Oce are now starting to sneeze on occassion
On top of it all Mom is starting to get real repetitive again with her talking. Asking the same things over and over every time we talk. I know its not her fault, but its annoying As hell and I find myself not wanting to call her every day becouse of it.
Day after tomorrow is court with "jag off" if he even shows.
So no real good news in this blog. Please pray that Tige Oce don't get sick. And of course that my next blog has better news on all fronts. so now onto todays old funny, you'll need it after reading this far
George Carlin's New Rules for 2006:
New Rule for women with tattoos: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass and it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual: you're just high.
New Rule for competitive eaters: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait...they're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
New Rule for candy makers: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two. New Rule for brides to be: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving; it's the white people version of looting. New Rule for posh restaurants: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint, like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, dude: I just want to wash my hands.
New Rule for young mothers: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months: "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule for AOL: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years...you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.
New Rule for the Arizona Republic: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.
New Rule for bored young men: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule for all women: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule for soft drink manufacturers: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule for the pharmaceutical industry: Stop f---ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis. ............................................................. September 13 Warm as hell WednsdayThanks for the helpful advice regarding BB's (Beautiful Boys) pooping issue. Since I removed blanket and comfortor he has stuck to the litter box. I have 3 litter boxes for 4 cats and they are kept clean thruout the day. I am fastidious about that.
Well the socialization continues. For the most part its going well. Oce and CG (Cutey girl) even kissed noses this morning. BB still focuses too much on Tige and Oce as a threat. I took the 2 little ones in today for their shots. They were excellent thru the whole ordeal. They go back in toward the end of the month and get fixed, then a week later they get their booster shots. Wish I could post a pic of them on here, but I haven't found my digital camera since I moved here
In other news.........Mom is doing well, we talk daily. Once these kitties are settled I will go visit with her the next few months. My Nephew got his drivers license and hads his own car now and drives to school.
My birthday is Saturday. The big 45. No special plans as funds are tight, speaking of which, The sherrifs apparently onely made one attem,pt to serve "jag off" and when he wasn't around, considered it not worth going back. So I called him myself and told him of the court date and mailed him a copy of the summons.
Weather here has been in the 100's the past few days. hence todays blog title. Hello Mother nature??????This is Fall, not summer!!!!!!!!!!!
Well over the next few days I shall update my blog friends lists on here. I have new ones to add, and old ones to switch around.
As to my Birthday wish for my blog friends out here? 26 comments is my record for an entry. Lets break that record for my Birthday shall we? Hey its the little things in life right?
Ok onto todays old funny email.................
two elderly people living in Trailer Estates Mobile Home Park, he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community dinner in the Clubhouse. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal
went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of 'careful consideration, she answered, "Yes.
Yes, I will." The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to
their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?" He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me." September 08 Figuring FridayGreetings Spacer friends,
Kitten project continues............the new male has pooped twice on linens in the room. This is not ok. I have never had a cat NOT potty trained. They use the litter, he just seems to occassionally want something different
I continue to enjoy all that I'm learning in Computer class. I had no idea what all one can do with microsoft works program. I am getting certified as a specialist with it, by class end. Still have not heard regarding my extension for benefits. My court date with "jag off" is the 21st of this month. Mom has been sounding good. She really, really wants me to move back where she is (the town) not her place, lol, though I'm sure she's dig that too. I told her after the winter. I am gonna go see her sometime this month though. Well not much else to report on. I learned form to ebay wins that UK Videos do not play on US VCRs. So I have 4th ond 5th season of "Friends" and cannot enjoy them
"Don't Step On The Ducks!"
Three women die together in an accident and go
to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps
on a duck, and along come St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not
wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck." September 04 Meandering MondayWell I am happy to say the the two little newcomers are feeling and looking healtheir than I have ever seen them.
In other news, another miracle related to mom happened a couple days ago. She called me, (first time in years) and wanted to ask my forgiveness for her behaviour all the years she was drinking, and for all the things she put us thru in the process. She also talked honestly and openly about how undeserving she feels of love and good things. She has a strong sense of self loathing, says she's always had it. We talked about her seeing a therapist and getting on some anti- depressants. We talked for 2 hours and she was clear as a bell. I told her why I thought she started drinking to self medicate. I also told her that her actions when drinking were part of the disease, not her. It was a miraculous conversation. She promised she would never drink another drop of alcohol in her lifetime. I told her that as long as she stuck to that, there was no need for asking forgiveness ever again. After our talk I Immediately gave thanks to God.
In other news..........I got the paperwork to file the claim against "Jag off" I will drop off the paperwork at the courthouse tomorrow, and within the month we will go to court. It was 34 bucks to file (including the paperwork) I also got some free legal advice, from our Blogger friend Michael, and also a local person here. Sounds like a slam dunk case. I will find out if my unemployment gets re instated by end of next week. It should and I am learning some good puter skills in my classes. My Birthday is coming up and I asked the fam to just send me money to tide me over til some income comes my way.
On a almost last note.................Crocodile hunter dead today after being stung by a stingray?
Lastly...........I bought "Fatal Attraction" on VHS for a buck and watched it for the second time in 15 years. I would think after watching that movie that there wouldn't be another married man with his dick caught out of his pants with anyone other than his wife, ever again? Dang Glenn Close played a wacko in that one,
well now onto todays old funny..........................
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the Trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. * "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the Lawyer. * Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just Loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." * "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer The question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm Fine!'?" * Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was Driving down the road...." * The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish The fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after The accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a Fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the Question." * By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said To the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite Mule, Bessie". * Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just Loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her Down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign And smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't Want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape Just by her groans. * Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He Could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he Looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot< BR>Her between the eyes. * Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at Me, and said, "How are you feeling?" * "Now what the hell would you say? August 30 Therapy ThursdayWell finally have a moment to update. To save time I am copying my notes from a website i moderate. I have added and deleted to make sense to my blog buddies here.
August 26th- Thanks for the love my friends, The clarity candle must have helped (friend), as I am quite firm now in my decision to adopt the 2 boys. Seems crazy in that I have no income coming in right now, but I feel it is my duty and my pleasure to take those 2 on. I will go in today and do the paperwork, then by Tuesday I should be able to take them to the vet for all the stuff, by next Friday they should be with me, if all goes well. Please keep sending them love and healing thru this process.
Aug 26th-Well I did the adoption papers on the 2 boys today, its approved. they looked much better today and had a purr fest when I told them I was adopting them and bringing them home early next week. I held each of them in my lap and told them how wonderful the rest of their life is gonna be, The poor mama is still sneezing and runny eyes, she does not look good, I feel so bad that I can't take her too.Please continue to send healing and love to them all thru next Friday, as they still have the vet to contend with on Tuesday and friday the neutering, but they'll be in my care tuesday. ty
Aug 29th- Baby Luv luv and Beautiful boy are home now. They do not have leukemia or aides but are on meds forr upper respiratory illness. Please send healing to them and that it doesn't spread. They are checking out every square inch of the room they are in, they are eatting good, playful but sneezing and wheezing. The vet recommended LLysine? anyone heard of it? I will get some at Kmart today or tomorrow. I gave em meds for earmites, worms and fleas, an all in one product. No vaccines were given today as they are too sick, so keep them in yer prayers for fast healing, and keep the mommy in yer prayers for healing and a home, thanks, hugs,
Aug 29th- Both luv luvs are playing with toy mice, I bought a humidifyer and am running it in their room. Smart kitties walk right up to where the air comes out and sniff. Both have good appetites and are frisky and loveeing. Tige hissed at me for a bit and hid under the couch. Then when i put on a video he came and sat at the under end of the couch and hissed at me. Then he got next to me and started purring, then hissed at me and now he's hidden again. Oce is calmly tracking my movements and is a bit aloof, but once i pet him his purrs kick in. Keep these lov luvs all 4 of them in yer healing thoughts and the mama. Thanks fam, hugs, Kat
Aug 30th- Anyone know about LLysine? Can't find it yet in cap sule form, she recommends it for their immunity building and quicker healing. I sucked on a vicks throat lozanger this a.m and breathed it in their face, to help open up their nasal passages, seems to have helped. Beautiful boy didn't eat his meat this morning, cuz I think his nose is too clogged to smell, little sister though grubbed regardless. They are eatting up all the love and kisses, Tige was off n on grumpy last night, for the most part he's handling it like a champ, as Is Oce. Please continue to send love and healing their way and soothing to Oce and Tige. and home for the Mommie. Thanks,
![]() Aug 30th- Someone suggestion some feliway pheramones spray to calm Tige, I had some and tried it, to no avail, however Valarian root does, I rub it on me and Oce and he then quits hissing at us and becomes friendly. My concern right now is the poor breathing of these two luv luvs, I have tried Vicks, just putting it near their nose, not on, breathing chloraseptic in their face from my breathe. I have tried that saline for babies at 2 stores and c annot find it, off to another one..............keep them in your prayers. Please
Aug 30th- K went to 3 stores to find what I needed, I got the LLysene capsules to put in their meat for their immune system, read 3 books on homeopathic meds for cats and no one mentioned it, maybe my new vet is ah ead of her time? Also got the little noses and it made an immediate improvement on baby luv, luv, not so much as for Beauty boy.....................Unfortunately the improvement is not long term apparent.
So theres the past weeks updates on the kitty situation. I am doing all I can for these two, and yes turns out the smaller one is a female, not a male, so I have 3 males and a female. I Have asked family to send me money or checks or money orders for my Bday next month, with no income coming in, and unemployment happeneing (Not sure) and all the unplanned kitty expenditures, things are tight. I still have to do the small claims case on jag off...........I am attending computer classes thru a WIA program that goes toward extending my benefits. I have done 2 , 4 hour classes and learned bunches in both, that I didn't already know. As to the job search stuff? yeah right, I have been wholly focused on this cat situation for 2 weeks plus. Now we hav mom sleeping at all hours of the day again and hallucinating again and not eatting.
So needless to say, thanks for the props you all out there in bloggarrittaville. Sometimes thats what gets one thru the day, that and alot of praying and faith. Thanks Mikey for the good advice on my case, preciate it. K I shall be by to visit over the next few days to everyone, hugs, Kat
and now for todays old funny..........................
A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person
who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a family member is doing better." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302."
"I'll connect you with the nursing station."
"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."
"Are you a family member?" "Yes, Yes I am.." "Hold on.. let me look at her records...Mrs. Finkel is doing very well In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, looks like Dr. Cohen is going to send her home very soon!" The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!" The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a sister or perhaps an aunt..?" "Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302!.. and NOBODY here ever tells me shit!!" August 25 Emotionally Fried FridayThanks for the supportive comments. And yes MiKey, i need legal advice, since my damn lawyer can't return my calls.
This kitty situation has me crying and depressed most of the time. I have gone to the shelter to see them A couple times and it rips my heart out.
I went in to see them today and they were moved to the sick room. At first they weren't gonna let me see them, but the guy who was there when I brought them in, let me in. They are sneezing and the eyes running on two of them,(The one I took on Monday wasn't looking badly) but they've always had that, it just seems worse now. I noticed they had a fan blowing right on them yesterday. I got down and pet them and the one I was thinking of adopting was purring and rubbing on me and kissing my face, the mama was sneezing all over but she grubbed down the treats I brought them. The other baby boy just layed in his spot. after washing up and going to each of the kitty cages in the regular room and giving each of them some love. I left in tears again. Crying off n on all day again. I called my vet and asked how much it would be to bring the 2 brothers in and have them tested for aids/leukemia, then if they don't have that, get their shots and get them neutered. About 350.00 total. I have 850.00 available on my vet card so I could do it. I called the shelter and asked if they are getting any medicine, they are getting oral and eye meds daily for most causes of uppper respiratory problems. I am going back tomorrow and filling out the application to adopt them next week. The vet needs 2 days notice before I bring them in. I cannot leave them there and just watch them get more and more sick, cuz theres no hope. I have no income coming in right now, but I'll do what I can for these kitties, I took them there and discombobulated their world, Its on me now to fix it. I wish I could take the mama, but thats just not do-able. I have talked to Tige and Ocea bout it. This will be a fiasco for them too, but Its just tearing me up every day, they can't be adopted in the sick room, from there its either get better and go back in the main room , or be put down. In fact the guy told me today that the mama and her boy were on the list to be put down today, the being sick is what saved them? I do know that lately my desicion skills seem to be not so wise after the fact, so I wanted the weekend to think it thru. My application wouldn't be decided on til Monday. Please all of you send healing and love to these 3 kitties thru the next week, and pray that i make the right decision for all of us this time. And I could use some healing myself, I have cryed more than i thought possible the past week, and no relief in sight yet. Namaste
Sorry no humor today........................ August 21 Mad as Hell MondayI am unemployed again as of today. The dad called and told me they can no longer afford my services. he is also trying to get out of the severence pay of 2 weeks.
3 hours later....................The as*hole only paid me 1/3 of what he owes, claiming he can't afford the rest and all the time I spent with the cats there was his reason to justify it. Clearly this jag off is in trouble and figured I'd be an easy cut off. I wouldn't argue with him as he wasn't seeing reason and he had his fiance there to be his balls (since he has none). Clearly the money he was paying me, she is eager to get to , to buy more important things like furniture etc and of course to spend on the upcoming nuptials next month. I told him he would see me in small claims court if I don't have the remaining 600.00 owed by Next monday and that he would be charged a 25.00 dollar a day late fee for every day late it is. Also he would incur the cost of me having to go to court to get it, mine and his. 3 hours later...............I am still amazed at peoples capacities to totally bullshit themselves about who they are and whats important to them. This father is a push over to anyone and everyone and I worked with him on standing up for himself and not play the victim anymore, so who does he choose to f*ck over? Muah, not the Mother who f*cked with him and the daughters for the past 4 years. Not the Fiance who is leached onto him and his property and his money now, and got a brand new car out of him, yet still hasn't sold her own home. Won't file charges on the younger daughter for Defamation of charactor and false allegations.......no he goes for me. I have never been "sue" happy, I will take this sonofab*tch to court though just on principal (if I can afford it) So theres my ranting for the day, at least to you all Thanks for those of you who helped me reconnect with a couple spacers I missed
A market researcher called at a house and
his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough- Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was,
"Yes, we use it when we have sexual intercourse." The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always
ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose; but I know that most people really use it for sexual intercourse, they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?" "We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
p.s I tiried to post a pic of a kitty flipping someone off, here to express my feelings toward that family but of course msn chose to not work properly at that time so.............use yer imaginations............. |
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